I have just farted in the pub and it fuckin stinks.
A bit like anything that isnt ace.
what?
yeah
meh
I am just typing right now
Gray is drinking
My bro is drinking
I am drinking
My bro has just said "me and pete grew up on the who....pink floyd....and the beatles. the classics....."
its kareoke in the pub tonight and its boring. a bit like when you find yourself wanking over something thats been your wank material for over a week.....what? who said that? I will tell you who, Jesus. He says everything.
He is so cool.
He told me he liked Led Zeppelin. who would of funk it?>!
I wish someone would sing this tonight.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsUjo3P8FG8
Go on the fucking link you cunts, I cant "cement" the vid on ere cos im in the mount and the computer is about 10 years old. Not that old really when you think about it....its only 10 years old. If it was a child it should have its whole life ahead of it, but its a computer, so by 5 its finished.
If someone sang that song tonight in the pub, I would enjoy my life a bit more. But they wont cos instead they are singing Elton John.
And they cant sing
It sounds like Fizz from Corrie singing, whilst eating a pork pie.
Art.
Lets make some art.
And drink more beer.
Fizz art. Fizz naked, pork pie, Grinderman in the background. Worth a million bucks if you ask me.
Did you know Gadaffi was the name of a rap artist who was part of Tupacs crew back in the day. What a bellend.
And Carling is a shit beer. Its like drinking soup.
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