If our Olymic team were musicians.....

So its the Olymics. And its been really fun. Lots of running, jumping, dancing, spitting, shaggin, shitting, fucking, cumming and winning..... If our Olympic team were musicians, who would they be? This post is dedicated to the men and women who fight for our country on a daily basis in the cafes, bars, restaurants, hotels, B&B's and health clubs. Without you, we wouldnt have the ability to sit down, drink, and talk about utter shite.

 Sir Chris Hoy - The Beta Band
He is scottish and so are they. He is amazing at what he does and so were they. But if i met him in the street i would think, this guy is so Texas/Travis

Wiggo - Weller. 
Obvious I know. I could of done some research to refresh my mind but fuck that, this guy is Weller. At least thats what the BBC have been telling me.

Victoria Pendleton - Honey Honey. 
This has more to do with looks cos Vic is a belter and so is the lead singer in this violin sporting band. No jokes. I just wanna massive cuddle off em
Jess Ennis - Damon Albarn. 
May sound weird, but Jess does EVERYTHING and Damon is trying to do everything. Brit Pop, rock n roll, rap, dance, orchestra shit, plays, fuckin......they will both probably have there own bag of crisps out by the end of the year.
 

Di Green - Stereophonics. 
They are both Welsh and both of them only have one discipline

The Rowing Team - Pink Floyd.
The lot of em are toffs but fuck me they are brilliant
 

Oggogo (the boxer) - Wham, Pick Me Up Before You Oggogo.......or.......Einstein. 
You pick which shit choice you want
 

The Football Teams - Razorlight.
I dont know why, but my guess is they are all wank.

Phillip Edouwho - Sisquo. 
One massive hit each but they have been beauts ever since, with the same hair and both destined for the Big brother house.

Zara phillips - coldplay or muse. 
bland and established. Basically. Or maybe Queen? but thats to obvious.

Dwain Chambers - Any Rock'n'Roll star worth there salt would get done for drugs and then be alound back in to perform, so basically Dwain wins. Even tho he will finish 6th or something. A bit like every decent band ever, or if your the Velvet Underground, 104th.